misters: (cazwell☀dingaling)
I am posting this video because it is hilarious and everyone should watch it. just not at work or around parents because it is, uh. very gay. lots of (really ripped) men in their underwear and bare asses and etc. it's great :')

this video breaks my layout :( )

(if you're the type of person who likes to analyze everything (aka me), I can link you to an short piece about this video that I found pretty interesting. jsyk.)


I lost my chapstick and now I can't stop biting the skin off my lips ;___;
misters: (rted☀...that could have gone better)
claire: your haircut is like...i don't know, a baby lesbian. but it's cute!
me: haha yeah, i think it looks like a mom haircut crossed with a baby dyke.
claire: what's a baby dyke?
me: *explains definition*
claire: oh. no, i just meant like a lesbian as a baby. like an infant.
misters: (epik high☀OMG NO DDDDD:)
THIS IS HORRIFYING.

I seriously spent the entire time I read that going EW OH MY GOD OH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THIS
misters: (2pm☀oh hell :()
happy birthday, doode.
misters: (동방신기☀hahahahaha OH SHI-)
This is a story all about how
My life got okcat-turned upside down
And i liked to take a minute
And sit right there
And tell you how I became that one sexy doode

In west JYP, adored and praised
On the dance stage was where i spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin dancin all cool
And all doin some backflips to get two girls
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble on my myspace page
I called korea gay and neyo got scared
he said mmm-mmm gurlfran you're moving back home no doubt

I whistled for a cab
And when it came near
The license plate said "ballin'" and it had mangoes in the mirror
If anything i can say this cab is rare
But i thought naw forget it yo homes to seattle

I pulled up to an alley about 7 or 8
And i yelled to the cabyo homes smell ya later
He laughed as he drove away
Rubbing his nipples with my cash
And then I remembered, taxis can't take me to America. :(



I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING :(((
misters: (倖田來未☀this makes more sense than you)
A Small Valentine's Day Poem
by Neil Gaiman

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Which is a very hard word to rhyme
And makes me happy that on February the 14th we don't traditionally have to give each other oranges.




the best vday present I've gotten today (besides the elephant teapot my mom got me asklgnds SO CUTE): 0:46
misters: (stock☀SURPRISE KITTY SDGKNSDL)
you guys I am actually crying from laughter right now. like there are legitimate tears in my eyes. I just. oh, stupid people.

LOOK AT MY ICON IT IS SO ADORABLE AAAAH I MUST GET ONE OF ROLLY PUPPY


EDIT: YOU GUYS THERE IS MORE
misters: (stock☀she's such a st☆r)
YOU GUYS FIRED UP IS AMAZING OMG. YOU MUST ALL COME OVER HERE AND WATCH IT WITH ME OKAY? also it amuses me how alike Claire and I are sometimes.


secret santa holiday love meme!
misters: (shinee☀so prettyyyy)
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

omg the fantastic elastic part is so perfect jskglds

um today was a really good day. went to ava (and finished my choice roll on the way!), developed film, did a fairly decent commentary, and gave 40min presentation! thank god that's done. now I just have to do college/scholarships and my psych experiment BUT I AM IGNORING THAT BECAUSE FREE TIME WHEEEEEE ALSO BEACH TRIP OVER THE WEEKEND! haha right now it is me and Ashleigh + 6 boys (and Jake's parents to ~supervise) so that'll be interesting. although slightly :/ because we can't fit everyone in Andrew's car (I think) so some of us will be riding with the adults. some of us here meaning me and Zach because they know him and it'd be awkward with anyone else, although Leron's also volunteered.

ANYWAY WHATEVER NOBODY CARES. the point is that I am enjoying life right now :D


oh also: I talked to Molly today (er about other things too) and our conversation was basically
Molly: dude your dreams are fucked up.
me: I KNOW D:
Molly: I'm going to bring my giantass book in so we can try and figure it out
me: aksgln thank you D:

did I tell you all about my last scary dream? yeah apparently my subconscious is obsessed with birds killing/being killed :|
misters: (glee☀for once in your life)
[livejournal.com profile] diorbaby: sometimes i wonder why white guys aren't as hot as korean ones and then i realize that i don't care.
[livejournal.com profile] lexithymia: oh god lmao. that is the quote of the day.
[livejournal.com profile] diorbaby: it's true shut up.
misters: (text☀lol idk)
[livejournal.com profile] lexithymia: do you know how to say zombies in japanese? I feel like this is something you would know.
[livejournal.com profile] evil_gummiworm: it's a katakana adaptation of the english word, to the best of my knowledge.
[livejournal.com profile] lexithymia: that's what I expected, but I thought I'd double check. and did you know that orgasm = orgazamu? apparently those didn't exist in japan before we showed up.
[livejournal.com profile] evil_gummiworm: i've heard that it was a german - oh, no, that's masturbation. which i don't remember the actual word for. but it's german.
[livejournal.com profile] lexithymia: the germans came up with masturbation? will have to remember to thank them for that.
[livejournal.com profile] evil_gummiworm: can that be the quote of the day?


also seriously Katie I am going to buy this for you for your 18th because it would look SO GOOD on you.
misters: (Default)
[livejournal.com profile] lexithymia: also Ninja Assassin commercial, do want.
[livejournal.com profile] diorbaby: omg i feel like junho every time i see that commercial. "i am so excited. :DDD" and all accidentally ripping my shirt because of it.
[livejournal.com profile] lexithymia: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is such an amazing image. mostly because when a girl says it it makes me think her boobs are too excited to be contained.
[livejournal.com profile] diorbaby: this is no laughing matter :|

LOWERCASE BECAUSE IT STILL WEIRDS ME OUT TO SEE YOU CAPITALIZE SHIT :| WTF IPHONE.

will update on actual life later.
misters: (동방신기☀oh so prettyyyyy)
wtf I'm older than Amber?? that makes me happy fsr, ooh.

I have 29 words to go until I'm done! and by "done" I mean "at my minimum requirement" orz orz


EDIT: lmao Claire just turned around and informed me that one of her friends named his dick "Pooh Bear" when he was three.


EDIT2: 3059 words and I can still write more! but not now because I don't feel like it. good work, me.
misters: (슈주☀it's like you think I care)
okay seriously lol forever at people being all "omg Amber likes SHINee~~!!!!!!" they're in the same company. and god knows LSM wants his groups pimped out as much as possible.








I'm kind of disappointed that I'm not sick enough to skip the parade :| IT'S SO POINTLESS FOR THE DRUM MAJORS TO BE THERE, UGH.
misters: (『hiro mizushima』well *hello*)



we watched this video in English today, and it got me thinking: people often tell me I always sound like I know what I'm talking about (even when I have no clue), and maybe it's because I don't use that sort of language quite as often. I mean, obv I still do it (especially with "you know," jfc), but my mom has always drummed into me that saying "like" a lot makes you sound like an idiot. plus as far as I know, I hardly ever end declarative sentences with question marks (and hearing it from other people bothers the hell out of me). so maybe it isn't that I'm particularly informed or confident or whatever, but that I stand out because nobody else sounds like they are.


PS T2T, y/n?
misters: (『dbsk』oh so prettyyyyy)
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS RACHEL JUST TOLD ME ABOUT THIS NEW TWILIGHT DILDO THAT IS SPARKLY AND "REALISTICALLY SHAPED" AND *CAN BE PUT IN THE FRIDGE*. THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY *LIFE*.
misters: (『rain』sexyback)
fyi I am currently pantsless and wearing a tiny tank top because IT IS SO HOT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. although this was supposedly the hottest day of the week, and next week is expecting rain. that last sentence is so grammatically incorrect it makes my head hurt but idc enough to change it.

THIS IS SUCH A POINTLESS ENTRY OMG. WHY AM I SITTING HERE INSTEAD OF TAKING A SHOWER.


EDIT: OH MY GOD LOL FOREVER

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