misters | true blood 4.09

bill and sookie are going to get back together again aren't they :| OH ANGRY BILL I LIKE THIS. but ugh blood dreams, i'm only interested if they add something to the s/b relationship.

lol eric looks so dumb.

i like how they're just now starting to figure out that antonia's kind of crazy.

LOL OMG THAT AVL POSTER I'M DYING

WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE ALCIDE DOES ANYBODY REALLY WANT YOU AND SOOKIE TOGETHER

"sookie you're alive!! :DDD" "where's eric?" BURNNNN

omg camping awwwwww :'3

I'M A MULTIPLE TENT OWNER I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL FUCK I LOVE SAM OMG SHE'S SO HAPPY AAAAAAH THIS COUPLE :333333

i feel so bad for debbie :( she's trying so hard and alcide's the one fucking up

NAKED ALCIDE WHAT UPPPPPPP

omg jessica crying to nan I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING

NAN SCREAMING OH MY GOD I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH I SERIOUSLY SHIP PAM/NAN SO FUCKING HARD

what the fuck bill didn't tell her that eric was missing already?

ughhhhh i love nan sfm

jfc hoyt that's cold :|

omg lafayette :( poor thing

lmao arlene wearing a negligee and camo sweatpants

lololol BRING ME PANTS

jesus that is a lot of v

lol blood dream time. CHRISTIN ARE YOU READY TO ANALYZE

that's a really lovely dress she's got though

OH IT'S ERIC?? I THOUGHT FOR SURE IT'D BE BILL -- UGH HE'S SO ATTRACTIVE LOOK AT HOW TALL AND GORGEOUS HE IS

LOL BILL OMG HOW AWKWARD WTF IS WITH ALL THESE THREESOME DREAMS LATELY

god can you two just have angry sex already jesus fucking christ

bill's smirk lolololol HE KNOWS WHAT "A LITTLE TALK" MEANS

tommy you little shit :') I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU

why is marcus a bad guy i really want to like him :|

ANDY IS SO OBNOXIOUS DOES ANYONE EVEN LIKE HIM :|||||||||||

dayum terry that was harsh

OMG EMMAAAAAAAAAA

omg i love this whole luna storyline why so adorbz

THESE NATURE BUNNIES AAAAH

omg okay hold up can we talk about how luna doesn't want sam to say fat? for a little throwaway line that has so many implications about the way she's raising her daughter ughhh favorite character ♥____♥

SHE CAN BE HER OWN BUNNY AND PET HERSELF J F C THIS KID

I JUST WANT TO PET A BUNNY FKLDSNGLKDSNFLS FUCK I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHHHH

LOL SOOKIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST BANG ALREADY

what since when has sookie been self-conscious wtf SERIOUSLY JUST BANG

I'M PROPOSING THAT THE TWO OF YOU MAKE OUT RIGHT NOW

lmfao i am legit laughing so hard rn YOU GET IT SOOKIE

bill is so not opposed to this idea look at his little :333 face

ERIC STARING LMFAO GOD THIS IS THE BEST DREAM EVER CAN THIS ACTUALLY TRANSLATE TO REAL LIFE

TRUE BLOOD AT ITS FINEST. WE CAN END THE EPISODE RIGHT HERE.

LOL DON'T GIVE ME THAT DEPRESSED LOOK SOOKIE YOU KNOW YOU WERE ENJOYING IT

i can't even blame debbie for doing this, alcide's being such a shithead :|

lol omg jason just called him jee-zuss i'm fucking dying

LOL JESUS ILUSFM

"i would never take another woman's baby!" ;_________________;

on the one hand, lol at the junk grabbing. on the other hand, this poor woman :( lafayette's actor is so great

oh debbie what are you doing

debbie :( i hope you're being genuine :( i like her so much :(

DEBBIE ;__________; MY HEART

omg arlene and terry :( we'll still love you after this :(

ALCIDE/MARCUS BROMANCE, I CALLED IT

i really hope alcide and debbie can work this out :( they're both working so hard, they just need to talk about it :(

why did they toast to shreveport? i am missing something

6'6 AND WIDER THAN A DOOR LMAO PERFECT

ty jason, someone finally addressing addiction in a vaguely meaningful way :|

;_______________________;

NOW I NEED MY LAFAYETTE BACK OMG JESUS ;_____; okay wow this is cheesy as fuck, golden glowing light r u srs. but awwwwwwww cute still

DEBBIE I S2G WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP. YOU BETTER BE ACTUALLY ACTING AS PART OF THE PACK AND NOT JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH SOOKIE

sookie wtf are you doing

yeah no shit he's under her spell sookie

OH SO THEY'RE ACTUALLY WORKING TOGETHER? FUCK I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THIS

I HOPE ROY DIES

just break a fucking window jfc

OH FUCK D:

lol omg the tolerance balloon

CAN WE STOP WITH THE CIVIL RIGHTS COMPARISONS

put a shirt on, sam

aww tommy :( stepping up for his older brother :(

tommy that's fucking gross :|

…was this a suicide mission?

wow they are being awfully loud for fucking in a tent with a child sleeping next door

awww jason crossed out what hoyt wrote :( i knew he would

what is this background music

FUCKING IN HIS TRUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS LMAO HOW HICK CAN YOU GET

lol nan

SOOKIE SHUT THE FUCK UP oh okay i guess that was justified

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1. THAT IS A GOOD POINT. also potentially an indication that woobie!eric will become bastard!eric when he gets his memory back?
2. can't say i hate it :9 also alan ball is gay so maybe that has something to do with it? idk, just speculating.
3. i'm actually kind of intrigued by bill/sookie this season. there's something about longing and wanting-but-not-having that appeals to me, i guess.
4. RIGHT? the cockblocking in this show, i s2g. like, i get to see sookie and bill contaminate every flat surface but i only get 30 seconds of sweet lady kisses for tara and naomi? COME ON NOW.
5. and everyone knows your subconscious is always right.
6. ahaha yes i did notice that!
...lol you think what now?

SHE'S ONLY BEEN AROUND FOR A SEASON AND I'M ALREADY STANNING HER SO HARD. team luna forever. (iasfm on sookie/sam though, people seriously still ship them? i was tired of them halfway through the first season.)

it was perfect for me up until the glowy golden light, but i am really picky about my special effects sooo (lol i watched the doublemeat palace buffy ep a few hours ago and was like OH GOD THE RUBBER DEMON WHY). but yes, also stanning jesus! it's a pity that the supporting-supporting characters are so much more fleshed-out and realistic than the leads.

i just feel like they're trying to force this alcide/sookie thing when they have no chemistry (and never have tbh) for the sake of ~drama~. although i'm really proud of debbie, she's trying so hard to be the bigger person here. i'm wondering where they'll go with that v thing though.

RIGHT, WHAT EVEN. i had no idea where that music was coming from either, it was so random and...really unsexy. but yeah once again idc that much about the couple once they've actually gotten together(?).

of course he will, he wouldn't be vampire bill if he didn't.

1. We can only hope!
2. Not that I'm complaining either :)
4. lol contaminating every flat surface. Actually everything about that sentence.
I think that derp lj erased it the first time and I was retyping and obvs forgot a part. I think I was going to say that when they realize it's a dream immediately, it's less authentic in a way? Like they have some sort of control over it and so it's not clear character insight like it was before.

You mean the rubber not-at-all-dicklike demon? Yeahhhhhh that was not the best of episodes by a long shot. They really do not have a great track record with monsters - the poorly cgi'd mayor and snake-with-arms thing come to mind.

Jesus is like a quaternary character almost, since Lafayette was a tertiary character for a while. But they've been bumped up this season, so. I really think all the leads are mary sue's (especially shookeh, obvs). And in the seasons before this one the main triad was so clearly a buffy ripoff (and still, blond badass vamp is now a woobie with a soul and feelings so of course they are romantically compatible!) so they seemed even more one-dimensional. And you know what, the non-primary characters are just so much more interesting and LIKEABLE.

I think they had pre-chemistry but will never be in a position to act on it. Kind of like sam/sookie I guess.

Vampire bill never change.

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