misters: (『stock』take me somewhere we can be alone)
misters ([personal profile] misters) wrote2009-09-28 07:07 pm

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ჱ fuck I am so fucking out of it right now.

ჱ there needs to be a girl version of Zhou Mi like right now, idec. and this is not (just) to satisfy my genderswitch kink, he would just be so hot as a girl.

ჱ um. I was going to watch Mulan tonight but I don't think I'll be able to because my mom is watching football and Claire will be watching Gossip Girl (shit, is House on tonight too?) and I don't think I'll have time to watch it tomorrow morning :[ boo.

ჱ apparently my mom is going to San Jose on Wednesday? just for a night. party at my house or something.

ჱ shit I have nothing to say :(

ჱ I DON'T WANT TO MEMORIZE MY JAPANESE SPEECH BAAAAAAAAAAAW WHY DID I DO SUCH STUPID ADVANCED SHIT.

KFJC's girly shirts this year are super-cute. I am getting one.

ჱ number one reason I will not be acting on my crush (unless he does something about it askglnsa): Rachel and I are already creepily in each other's lives, we cannot be dating people with the same name :| also I've come to the realization that I am totally the Fat Charlie to her Spider, and if you get that you are as big a geek as I am.

HEY VAMPIRE I KNOW WHERE THE DARKNESS IS

ჱ this is the Georgian letter he.




THE "i've always wanted to tell you" MEME

[identity profile] ohlilu.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
that harry potter kid vid cracks me up every single time. it's insanely hilarious and sad and creepy all at the same time.

mulan is the shit.

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
it just makes me laugh. the best part is when he starts talking in his normal voice.

it really is. Rachel and I have been assigning SJ members to Disney movies lol.

[identity profile] ohlilu.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
i love how frustrated he gets with them not carrying out his instructions.

LONG-HAIRED SIWON IS SHANG. wait, shit, i totally read that as you were assigning sj members to mulan characters. lol @ how you always talk about rachel, like i know who she is.

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
ikr? NO, YOU GO OVER THERE!!!

it's so awkward calling her [livejournal.com profile] diorbaby though D: but yes, siwon totally = shang. and zhou mi = chien po, kyu = yao, and donghae = ling. and she says heechul = mushu and geng = crickey, but I say heechul = mushu/matchmaker and geng = mulan.


siwon is also totally hercules.

[identity profile] ohlilu.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahaha. NO NO NO, YOU TWO ARE STILL UNDER MY SPELL.

rofl @ kyu = yao and pretty much everything else. this has actually really excited me so:

mulan - TOTALLY hankyung
shang - siwon although sjm siwon is totally khan (the horse)
khan - yesung (but really, sjm siwon)
little brother - donghae or maybe henry
mushu - heechul
crickey - sungmin
yao - kangin
chien po - kibum, aww
ling - eunhyuk
chi fu - ryeowook HAHAHAH, idkw
shan yu - kyuhyun, he defs has an evil side
fa zhou - zhou mi
fa li - eeteuk
grandmother fa - shindong

HERCULES. lmao forever. omg, i want to do this with every disney film.

- in my excitement i spelt ryeowook wrong.
Edited 2009-09-29 23:10 (UTC)

[identity profile] diorbaby.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
marie and i honestly do do this with every movie. also, by every movie i mean mulan and hercules but i have a feeling this will continue on.

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I think we should hit Aladdin next.

[identity profile] ohlilu.livejournal.com 2009-10-01 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
i want in. and i think it should be a weekly livejournal fixture. what is next week's movie? blowing the dust off my disney vhs in preparation.

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
omg relax :|



...*has nothing else to contribute*

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
lmao your list is awesome. donghae is totally little brother. and grandmother fa is just the best part of that movie. WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

yeah, hercules = siwon, meg = heechul, phil = kangin, zeus = shindong, and hera = leeteuk. idr what else there was, although I pushed for hankyung as pegasus.

[identity profile] ohlilu.livejournal.com 2009-10-01 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
HADES. WHO IS HADES. i think...kyuhyun.

yeah, i always put him as the villain.

for some reason hercules = donghae to me?!

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm more amused imagining yehsung and...somebody as Pain and Panic.

donghae is too spazzy to be hercules. he could be pegasus maybe.

[identity profile] czarny.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Rachel and I are already creepily in each other's lives, we cannot be dating people with the same name :|

I misread this as "dating the same person".

[identity profile] czarny.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
On the other hand, what Rachel says tends to come true like a prophecy :O

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
but...but I don't want a stalker! D:

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
NO D:

[identity profile] diorbaby.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
of course it does. i'm omniscient.

also, MARIE JUST SAID THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING.

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
YOU BITCH I TRUSTED YOU D:

(Ali: I just said it because we were arguing over Hankyung being Mulan lol. you know I ♥ you :D)

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
....lmao what is your icon.

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I love how mi looks so innocent and siwon is like D:

...and then there's kyu.

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
that is a really awkward position for zhou mi's neck.

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
look at it! his adam's apple is sticking out, it looks weird.

[identity profile] diorbaby.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
well so is siwon's, you're just not seeing his neck in full on profile so it doesn't look as obvious. besides, mimi's neck isn't the part of the picture you're supposed to be looking at.

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
it's one of those things where when I noticed it I couldn't stop looking at it. kyuhyun's expression is just priceless though.

[identity profile] diorbaby.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
it's because zhou mi has a sexy neck. and yes, it is. it's just so...kyuhyun.

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
or something. and fsr his face reminds me of tablo. I really have no idea why.

[identity profile] diorbaby.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
lol i thought so too. which is strange and unusual because kyuhyun is so much more attractive than tablo. like...seriously. the way the both of them are, though, i wouldn't doubt they were good friends. snarky, intelligent bastards the both of them.

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
probably. lol kyu+tablo+changmin(+kibum when he's there) just sit around and talk shit about people.

[identity profile] diorbaby.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
lmao they have a club. they all sit around in the basement and plot world domination and then mimi, jaejoong and donghae come down the stairs with trays of snacks and drinks and stuff. then the 3 of them are all :| STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS CUTE. AND BRING US COOKIES.

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
lol tablo doesn't get a cookie-maker WITH MATCHING APRONS!! ngl the idea of mi in a little apron and matching gloves making cookies is the cutest image ever.

[identity profile] diorbaby.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
well i don't slash tablo with anyone. he is unslashable, imo. :| of course matching aprons. and pink ones at that. someone should video that sometime, because you know it happens on a regular basis.

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
the only person I've seen him slashed with is eunhyuk, about whom you will also not read fic. so there you go. the thing that I love most is that it isn't even an unrealistic fangirly picture, it's actually something he would have. I bet he bakes for them all in his free time, and that is the only time he gets bitchy.

[identity profile] diorbaby.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
:* you know me so well. there needs to be bitchy!baking!mi fic now. like, right now.

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
:D agreed. with him all D< at everyone who steps into his kitchen, including kyu, who is just taken aback because what the *fuck*.

[identity profile] diorbaby.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
and then he comes out with perfectly decorated cupcakes, all mile-wide smiles and sparkles and everyone is just like ...........

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
perfectly decorated *pink* cupcakes. with hello kitty sprinkles.

[identity profile] diorbaby.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
that goes without saying, i think.

[identity profile] misters.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
heechul probably found out and was all OH SEASONING I KNEW I SAW SOMETHING IN YOU.


also I will continue this conversation with you via text mmkay?
Edited 2009-10-02 02:19 (UTC)

[identity profile] diorbaby.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
and mi gets all superior and is like "i don't know what you're talking about" because he doesn't think being particular about his baking is *anything* like how heechul is.