talkin trash under your breath

[misters]

• 11:37 I am still so irritated about my eyeliner disappearing. I have looked everywhere and it is *gone*. #
• 12:11 Listening to Frank Sinatra always makes me feel better. #
• 12:53 Just found one of those bibles you get from people with signs and was like "I don't want this...but I can't throw away a *bible*......." #
• 17:05 Flight was delayed to 6:45. #
• 21:20 I really enjoy Sufjan Stevens. #
• 21:54 "I am so excited to count these! ...oh, that is the nerdiest thing I have ever said." - Claire, on a pile of coins #
• 21:58 "You can't spank Jesus! No allowance for you...Jesus." - Dad, on why it would suck to be Mary #

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