This is a story all about how
My life got okcat-turned upside down
And i liked to take a minute
And sit right there
And tell you how I became that one sexy doode
In west JYP, adored and praised
On the dance stage was where i spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin dancin all cool
And all doin some backflips to get two girls
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble on my myspace page
I called korea gay and neyo got scared
he said mmm-mmm gurlfran you're moving back home no doubt
I whistled for a cab
And when it came near
The license plate said "ballin'" and it had mangoes in the mirror
If anything i can say this cab is rare
But i thought naw forget it yo homes to seattle
I pulled up to an alley about 7 or 8
And i yelled to the cabyo homes smell ya later
He laughed as he drove away
Rubbing his nipples with my cash
And then I remembered, taxis can't take me to America. :(
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING :(((
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Jan. 19th, 2010 10:36 pm1) omg new favorite
2) I'm trying not to get my hopes up ;_;
3) all the paranormal shows are so incredibly ridiculous, I love it.
4) summary of today's Japanese class:
2) I'm trying not to get my hopes up ;_;
3) all the paranormal shows are so incredibly ridiculous, I love it.
4) summary of today's Japanese class:
SENSEI: so how do you all like high school?
STUDENTS: eh, it's okay.
SENSEI: what don't you like about it?
STUDENTS: homework, tests, bad teachers, etc.
SENSEI: what do you like about it?
STUDENTS: hanging out with friends
SENSEI: AT LEAST YOU HAVE FRIENDS!!!!
STUDENTS: .....what
SENSEI: Yuuta-san, will you translate this for us?
YUUTA: uhhh...Hana help me D: make sure you...use a lot of canjee
CLASS: LMFAO WHAT
YUUTA: D:?
MARIE/KATIE: YOU ARE A NATIVE SPEAKER WTF
lol we're so great.STUDENTS: eh, it's okay.
SENSEI: what don't you like about it?
STUDENTS: homework, tests, bad teachers, etc.
SENSEI: what do you like about it?
STUDENTS: hanging out with friends
SENSEI: AT LEAST YOU HAVE FRIENDS!!!!
STUDENTS: .....what
SENSEI: Yuuta-san, will you translate this for us?
YUUTA: uhhh...Hana help me D: make sure you...use a lot of canjee
CLASS: LMFAO WHAT
YUUTA: D:?
MARIE/KATIE: YOU ARE A NATIVE SPEAKER WTF
WATCHING THE TYRA SHOW IS MAKING ME RAGE. if I found out my mom were tracking my cell phone and viewing all of my texts and emails and etc. I would flip my shit. idc to some extent, like parents just do that sort of thing, but seriously these women are extreme and it scares the shit out of me.
I AM ALSO RAGING AT JAPAN because a picture of an actress (?) holding a condom was released and she was fired because she was having sex. and, horror of horrors, she might have liked it! what the fuck. Japan is so fucking repressed and backwards, it makes me sick.
also
One day, when everyone was going off to eat during lunch period, Jaebum was doing pushups while listening to music and I noticed a crumpled notebook open in his bag. He wrote Park Jaebum in his broken hangul and in round brackets, wrote Jay Park.
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I AM ALSO RAGING AT JAPAN because a picture of an actress (?) holding a condom was released and she was fired because she was having sex. and, horror of horrors, she might have liked it! what the fuck. Japan is so fucking repressed and backwards, it makes me sick.
also
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Sep. 8th, 2009 03:31 pmnew default icon of Jay :/ I don't really want to go into it as I'm still in shock, and half my flist doesn't care anyway (or at least wouldn't know wtf I was talking about). I'm trying not to think about it too much, it makes me all ache-y. at least he's with his family.
( slightly tmi; Ginny, warning for your phobia :( )
and yeah. how've you all been?
( slightly tmi; Ginny, warning for your phobia :( )
and yeah. how've you all been?