misters

Marie: idk how to do the suave college thing
Ashkaun: oh.
that's simple
be cooler than the freshmen you're hitting on
haha
Marie: but he's a seniorrrr
Ashkaun: oh
then be cooler than the freshmen he could be hitting on

22:09] diorbaby: yeah i'm looking at all these communities and there are none
[22:09] diorbaby: i promise
[22:09] diorbaby: there's one ninja assassin community
[22:09] diorbaby: but that's all mika/raizo and, sry, but no.
[22:10] misters: srsly
[22:10] misters: THIS IS SO DISAPPOINTING
[22:10] diorbaby: yeah idek what i'm going to do with myself.
[22:11] misters: THERE ISN'T EVEN A FANFIC TAG ON RAINSCLOUDS WHAT THE *FUCK*
[22:11] misters: FUCKING FAIL
[22:11] misters: WHERE IS HIS FANDOM
[22:11] diorbaby: don't even talk to me about those bitches.
[22:11] misters: AND WHAT DO THEY DO WITH THEIR TIME
[22:11] diorbaby: talk about rain.
[22:11] misters: BUT NOT ABOUT RAIN'S SEXYTIMES
[22:11] misters: JFC
[22:12] misters: WHAT KIND OF FANS DO THEY THINK THEY ARE??!
[22:12] diorbaby: well, no, because clearly they are not going to share their imaginary sex lives.
[22:12] misters: IF YOU ARE NOT OBSESSED WITH YOUR IDOL'S COCK YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FAN
[22:12] misters: YOU ARE A FAKE FAN
[22:12] misters: FAKE!!!!!
[22:12] diorbaby: how true.
[22:12] misters: wow I like how crazy I look there
[22:12] misters: like if this were ever taken out of context
[22:13] diorbaby: lmfao ikr. i was thinking about that
[22:13] misters: people would be all "jfc calm down bitch"
[22:14] diorbaby: at one point, at a quiet moment in the future, probably on couple movie night when we are watching ninja assassin, i will yell out IF YOU ARE NOT OBSESSED WITH YOUR IDOL'S COCK YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FAN just to make you fall off the couch.
[22:14] diorbaby: traumatizing the boys will only be a secondary benefit
[22:15] misters: lmfao omg
[22:15] misters: I would seriously like cry laughing
[22:17] diorbaby: i'll wait until the nail bed scene where you can actually see his package.
[22:17] diorbaby: but the best part about me telling you that, is that from now on whenever you watch that, you will start cracking up when that scene is coming.
[22:17] misters: SGKLDSD
[22:18] misters: I AM LIKE DYING RIGHT NOW
[22:18] misters: OH MY GOD I SO WILL
[22:18] diorbaby: >:D

diorbaby: let me just say that i find it endlessly amusing that kyuhyun lets zhou mi call him something that he doesn't even consider his mandarin name.
lexithymia: lol what does he say it is?
diorbaby: gui xien or something like that. and this is kyuhyun and approximately everyone else in china. but zhou mi is a special snowflake and he does what he wants where kyuhyun is concerned. and kyuhyun lets him.
lexithymia: then again I sort of doubt mimi would listen to him anyway.
diorbaby: i think that's probably what happened. because kyuhyun introduces himself as gui xien. but mimi is still all KUI XIANNNN~
lexithymia: lol their first meeting.

kyu: hi, I'm kyuhyun.
mi: kui xian?
kyu: um, gui xien.
mi: kui xian :D
kyu: .....gui xien.
mi: kui xian!!!
kyu: wtf *gui xien*
mi: KUI XIAN <3
kyu: .................fml

diorbaby: lmaolmaolmaolmao omg
lexithymia: :D
diorbaby: that is totally what happened

diorbaby: sometimes i wonder why white guys aren't as hot as korean ones and then i realize that i don't care.
lexithymia: oh god lmao. that is the quote of the day.
diorbaby: it's true shut up.