conclusion: our favorite word is "fag"

[misters]

Rachel and I are going back through all our old AIM conversations and you guys we are seriously hilarious.

[22:41] lexithymia: [20:23] diorbaby: you know, i am really not picturing the kids in shinee to grow up and be that attractive.
[20:24] diorbaby: they're only passable now because they're young and cute.
[22:41] lexithymia: EAT YOUR WORDS
[22:41] diorbaby: om nom nom

[12:01] diorbaby: http://pics.livejournal.com/sitiisinsane/pic/00019p1k>http://pics.livejournal.com/sitiisinsane/pic/00019p1k good morning and welcome to faggotry

[16:17] lexithymia: oh my god okay
[16:17] lexithymia: I had forgotten how much I love boys
[16:19] diorbaby: oh yeah?
[16:19] diorbaby: who made you think of this?
[16:20] lexithymia: changmin's boobs

BACK WHEN DBSK DIDN'T SUCK :( RIP

[01:34] lexithymia: jaejoong is a bitch
[01:34] lexithymia: and therefore does not count
[01:34] diorbaby: sure he counts.
[01:34] lexithymia: no he doesn't
[01:35] lexithymia: because he just spends all his time working out
[01:35] lexithymia: because he has no friends
[01:35] lexithymia: because he is a bitch
[01:38] diorbaby: he counts until the day you decide you would never have sex with him ever
[01:38] lexithymia: ..........................
[01:38] lexithymia: that is just unfair

[01:00] diorbaby: and miss kim kibum's prancing greatly amuses me
[01:00] lexithymia: prancing is such a gay word
[01:00] diorbaby: ....
[01:00] lexithymia: no really
[01:00] lexithymia: straight boys do not prance
[01:00] diorbaby: and why do you think i'm saying he's prancing?

[23:37] lexithymia: you said he was cute (or would be once he grew up)
[23:37] lexithymia: i don't think there was any faggotry mentioned
[23:38] diorbaby: i could have sworn i mentioned that.
[23:38] diorbaby: but at any rate
[23:38] diorbaby: look at how gay his mother is.
[23:38] diorbaby: jesus.
[23:38] diorbaby: DOES TAEMIN WANT A CANDY
[23:38] lexithymia: maybe taemin is just retarded
[23:38] lexithymia: who the fuck puts eyes on a microphone

[02:30] diorbaby: i am still rofl about "does taemin want a candy?" "nee~"
[02:30] lexithymia: "I'm putting eyes on it!"
[02:30] diorbaby: he is like a special kid
[02:31] lexithymia: I SAID THAT

[19:27] lexithymia: like, I'm honestly not mad at all
[19:27] lexithymia: just more...baffled
[19:27] lexithymia: and like wtf
[19:27] diorbaby: like getting hit in the face by a pancake by a man wearing a grass skirt and a fez.
[19:28] lexithymia: yeah pretty much
[19:28] lexithymia: except I know someone who would do that to me
[19:28] lexithymia: so a little weirder, even

[21:56] diorbaby: so, miss psychology today, aka eryn, was talking to me about the science behind human attraction today
[21:57] diorbaby: and she said that we're subconsciously attracted to people who have similar physical characteristics to us.
[21:57] lexithymia: that is a lie
[21:57] diorbaby: and i said "....so you're saying my brain thinks i look asian?"
[21:57] diorbaby: and she said "well your eyes are kind of slanty."

[21:54] lexithymia: I know he's a faggot and all
[21:54] lexithymia: but I would do key hard on a table
[21:54] lexithymia: it is not fair that a guy should be that pretty :|

[01:19] diorbaby: poor taemin would be, like, trapped under a pile of glitter somewhere
[01:19] lexithymia: good
[01:19] lexithymia: then I wouldn't have to see his stupid hair

I AM SO MEAN TO TAEMIN WHY ;;

[23:02] lexithymia: but I think there'd be less drama in hip hop if there were more fags
[23:02] lexithymia: idk

[20:45] lexithymia: chun is pretty ridiculously hot :|
[20:45] lexithymia: I didn't realize until he was on that fucking kids show
[20:45] lexithymia: and was being all NERDY AND ADORABLE
[20:45] lexithymia: but yeah
[20:45] lexithymia: I would do him
[20:45] diorbaby: i know right?
[20:46] diorbaby: what an asshole.
[20:46] diorbaby: he annoys me with his oozing sexuality.
[20:46] diorbaby: and i mean literally oozing.
[20:46] lexithymia: haha ew D:
[20:46] diorbaby: boy should carry around some rice paper sheets or something.
[20:46] lexithymia: YOU'RE GROSS
[20:46] lexithymia: STOP RUINING MY FANTASY
[20:46] diorbaby: he has an oil problem.
[20:47] lexithymia: STFU HE'S STILL HOT

[20:18] lexithymia: EUROS > AMERICAN MONEY, SRY2SAY
[20:19] diorbaby: ok, again i say REAL MONEY.
[20:20] diorbaby: only europeans care about the euro, and they can't be trusted. they don't brush their teeth, they think bathing is optional and they call cookies biscuits.
[20:20] lexithymia: that is not very culturally sensitive :(

[23:37] lexithymia: ........either key has been rubbing off on taemin or that kid is also a giant fag
[23:37] diorbaby: i'm pretty sure i already told you taemin was a huge fag.

[01:49] lexithymia: .....I think jonghyun wears vivienne westwood boxers

[00:03] lexithymia: eh?
[00:03] diorbaby: eh what?
[00:04] lexithymia: what?
[00:04] diorbaby: idk you just said eh
[00:04] lexithymia: sry i am not following anything right now
[00:04] diorbaby: diorbaby: it is so cold outside. D:
lexithymia: i am bundled up in a giant blanket and wearing fuzzy socks
lexithymia: eh?
diorbaby: eh what?
lexithymia: what?
diorbaby: idk you just said eh
lexithymia: sry i am not following anything right now
[00:05] lexithymia: i said that like...ten minutes ago
[00:05] lexithymia: meebo :(
[00:05] lexithymia: h/o i wanna try something
[00:05] diorbaby: k
[00:05] lexithymia: here too D:
[00:06] diorbaby: working what?

[22:18] diorbaby: hey ho.
[22:18] lexithymia: sup
[22:19] diorbaby: minho's gay.
[22:19] lexithymia: D:

[02:43] diorbaby: oh god i am all of a sudden really sleepy.
[02:43] lexithymia: me too x_x
[02:43] diorbaby: twins!
[02:43] lexithymia: :D
[02:44] lexithymia: we really are psychically connected
[02:44] diorbaby: it's true.
[02:44] diorbaby: i wonder how that happened
[02:44] lexithymia: clearly we are soulmates
[02:44] lexithymia: and we just didn't realize it until like six months ago
[02:45] diorbaby: those are, quite possibly, trufax.
[02:46] lexithymia: very possibly
[02:46] lexithymia: are you also incredibly hungry?
[02:46] diorbaby: i really am
[02:46] lexithymia: SOULMATES
[02:47] diorbaby: it's definitely official now.
[02:47] lexithymia: definitely