true blood 4.07

[misters]

obvs the necromancer is controlling him -- lol yep

i love how spanish is being used in this season. it's such a pretty language.

hm so i like marny but not antonia. it's always interesting to me when an essentially good person suddenly has this evil part of themself - but is antonia even evil, really? obv she's being portrayed that way right now, but all she's really doing is killing vampires and i don't think that's an inherently evil act given how the vampires themselves tend to err on the side of bad. BUT IDK

PAM I S2G IF YOU KILL NAOMI

WELL FUCK I GUESS PAM'S GOING TO DIE THEN

"should we help her?" YEAH YOU FUCKING SHOULD, A VAMPIRE WAS JUST CHOKING HER YOU DUMB BITCH

oh so abuelo was trying to turn jesus into a bad witch? IDK WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS STORYLINE AT ALL TBH. although omg i approve of how lafayette is a medium, what a fucking cool twist.

tienes la majia UGH WISH I COULD SPEAK SPANISH

yeah okay debbie. and lol alcide like :|||||| fuck this shit :||||||

SITTING BY HIMSELF LMAO FOREVER ALONE

i just want debbie to redeem herself :(

LMFDSOAFDSAGNDSKLF AWKWARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OH MY GOD FUCK LMFAO LAUGHING SO HARD IRL

lol bill is so classy

god tara :( poor baby, why is she the show's punching bag. JUST LET HER BE HAPPY, FUCK.

JASON WTF ARE YOU DOING LMAO

lmfao you can't open the door in boxing gloves you dumbshit, why are you so adorable

i love jason and hoyt's bromance. hoyt is so wonderful, such a ~nurturer and all that ugh i love him :(

aww poor guilty jason :( AND POOR HOYT UGH WHY DO THE WRITERS HATE MY FAVORITES

i've said this before but i really love the way true blood does exposition. it actually works pretty well, especially this season.

bill's comment about fanaticism is interesting, especially given that all of the villains in true blood have been fanatics in one way or another

lol the eric/sookie porn montage, this is more awkward than hot

LOL HE TAKES UP LIKE 3/4 OF THE BED, HOW QT

CAN YOU FEEL MY HEART! BEAT! ok sry had to do it

i see eric does not wax his chest

lol sookie i really don't think you want eric to go back to himself. ALTHOUGH THOUGHT: i keep conflating eric having amnesia with eric having a different personality, which he obvs does, but that doesn't necessarily mean that getting his memories back = going back to his bastardy ways. so maybe when he does get them back he'll be suicidal or smth. MAYBE HE WILL FOLLOW IN GODRIC'S FOOTSTEPS, OMG BABY ;____;

yeah eric and sookie are not really very interesting to me anymore

lol i love this doctor sfm

aw poor tommy :(

sookie looks good in that outfit >:3

lol it was a very happy reunion, bill. Very Happy.

WOW I AM ACTUALLY MORE INTERESTED IN BILL/SOOKIE THAN ERIC/SOOKIE, WHAT EVEN

yeah tara you should def go wandering the woods at night during a full moon and drink. NOTHING CAN GO WRONG. but FUCK YEAH YOU CALL PAM OUT

AW SHIT TARA DON'T YOU DARE START FOLLOWING ANTONIA -- but fuck why do i keep acting like antonia is the bad guy! i mean obviously she is supposed to be the villain BUT WHY?

awww bill helping jessica ;___; ugh such a sucker for parent/child (maker/progeny) relationships

lmao ginger, she cracks me up. HUSTLER

quit yer bitchin sookeh

aw this is cute though :( literally sleeping with him :( which reminds me, when the fuck does sookie even sleep

well shit lafayette's going to get possessed by antonia at some point

SAM ;____; FUCKING TOMMY

wait isn't that one redhead bill's spy? i can't remember

why doesn't jessica have any silver around her neck? i feel like this is a bad sign

JESSICA ;_________________________; THANKING BILL, UGH THE THINGS THIS GIRL DOES TO MY HEART

this scene is actually really touching, i like the human (lol) element to it

lol bill like NOT SURE IF PROUD

so much more interested in eric/godric than eric/sookie tbh. GOD EVERY TIME THEY WERE ON SCREEN BEFORE I WAS LIKE HMMM ALL THESE THOUGHTS!! AND NOW I'M JUST LIKE yawn i wonder if there are oreos maybe i'll just have yogurt instead

lol omg arlene's baby carrier, qttttttt

OH CHRISTMAS MORNING LMAO WHAT A GREAT CURSE

how is lafayette going to fry up his usual when he is in mexico, good job with continuity true blood

THEY WERE ON SALE LMAO ANDY WHY DO YOU SUCK. but weirdly endeared by him??? I DON'T WANT TO HAVE THESE FEELINGS

WAIT WHY IS LAFAYETTE BACK WTF. although awww him playing with the baby OH SHIT DEAD LADY

CREOLE FRENCH *____________*

welp debbie's cheating on him i guess -- oh wait no she isn't oh poor baby :(

AWKWARD PROJECT WEREWOLF BRAND STILL ON HER SHOULDER

i like this speech about the immortality of the human spirit

tommy D: it wasn't even his fault this time. i mean yeah it was horrible of him to continue acting as sam after he changed but it he didn't choose to change in the first place. poor tommy, ugh all of the feelings :(

JASON GOING AFTER JESSICA OMG ;______;

lmfao ginger what are you doing

LMAO MAXINE, I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!

NO JESSICA NO OH MY GOD oh but good thing there's silver bars WAIT NOOOOOOO FUCK I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

BILL NO FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ALSO WOW WHY DOESN'T THE MAKER COMMAND THING WORK IDG THIS MYTHOLOGY

damn jason runs fast

FUCK JESSICA DON'T YOU DARE DIE