actually to be completely honest Aesop you're a fucking asshole

( my day yesterday, so incredibly tl;dr )

so yeah. all in all, a pretty good day :)


*for anyone who isn't aware, Jake is Zach's best friend who a) likes me (even though I don't like him back and sincerely doubt I ever will, as more than a friend) and b) is incredibly stubborn, so Zach thinks he's going to stop talking to him or something, idek