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so my dad has issue #6 of FOUND Magazine, and it contains the following announcement, which I think should be required reading for all of you.

Brothers don't ever put your penis, in your woman's mouth because this spoils your woman. When you put your penis, in your woman's mouth or in her rectum, you are misusing your woman, And what you are doing to her is: you are starting your woman out on A Sexual Habit. And you are not conscious of what you are doing to her.

This is what causes all of our young peoples marriages to go sour. This is the reason that all of our young people start fussing and fighting like cats and dogs six months to A year after their marriage.

Now, the reason that all of our young people's marriage start messing up in about 3 to 6 months is because, it takes about 3 to 6 months before that mess, that you shoots in her mouth, begins to take an affect on her brain.

Now, it mess you up to, but, it messes your woman up Quicker then it mess you up, because she's got the thing in her mouth, and she gets the full load every time, and you are licking a hole, so you are missing most of yours,so that's why it messes her up Quicker than it mess you up.

And the affects that this mess have on your woman is: it clogs up the love current in her brain, and she don't have any feelings for you any more. And the more of this mess she eats the less feelings she have for you.

And it works the same way on you, as it works on her. You see, when you eat this mess, It makes you hard headed, and rebellius, and cold blooded, It kills the love in you It makes you selfish, and small minded, and you can't reason with your woman any more, because all she can think of is, sex sex sex, just like A sissy. And, that's why all the arguements start.

If that young man knew, that when he starts putting his penis, in his woman's mouth that, that was the begining of the end, of his love affair, he would chop off his right arm, before he would ask her to do that to him. But he is not conscious of what he is doing to her, if he loves her.

And when after he messes her up, they finally come to the conclusion, that Love don't last. But, that's a LIE. LOVE DO LAST. Love ill last you A LIFETIME, IF you don't misuse it. And when you put your penis, in your woman's mouth, or in her rectum. you are mis-use-ing your Love. And that's why it turns sour on you. So don't mis-use your woman, And she will Love you for the rest of your Life.

If you and your woman have this problem. NOW. What you have to do is that you and your woman will have to get your heads together, and KICK, YOUR SEXUAL HABIT, And once you have Kicked, Your Sexual Habit, You can get your Love Life back together again.

COURTESY OF THE RIGHTEOUS

I hope you all feel properly ashamed of yourselves.