true blood 4.11

[misters]

pam omg she is the fucking best

you're an asshole, bad hair guy. idk why nobody's killed you yet.

holy shit marny. okay this is quite possibly the best villain true blood has had -- the jury's still out on whether i like her or russell better but at least i've never been bored with her the way i was with maryann.

marny just puked a bitch out lololol

seriously, can someone write a whole long essay about tara as the rational character on this show?

JASON ILU

FUCKING SOOKIE LMFAO

well technically it's my home LOLOL ERIC

jason is pretty unintimidating tbh

daaaamn pam, that was a little harsh

i do not like that pouf on you, jessica. it makes your head look all weird.

ugh okay jason and jessica could be a really interesting couple but everything about them is just so fucking weird

omg no i cannot deal with a childnapping storyline D: especially not one with emma, poor bb

debbie's shoulders are weirding me out, she is so fucking skinny

emma is so cute :(

she needs a real maaahhhhhm

don't go with him debbie :( i have such high hopes for you :(

FUCK OFF MARNY NOBODY LIKES YOU

jesus is such a bamf

OH MY GOD IS LAFAYETTE GOING TO TAKE ANTONIA INTO HIS BODY OH MY GODDDD

wow fuck you it was not self-defense it was fucking homicide

i wish they'd built up marny's character a little more pre-antonia, she could be really nuanced if given the chance.

shut up andy no1curr

lololol punch your face to the back of your head

what the fuck is this smeagol/gollum shit

inappropriately amused by lost-in-nature-retarded

who the hell is this faerie bitch

debbie whyyyy

stop growling omg

LOL PAM YOU ARE MY ACTUAL FAVORITE

man vampire death is so gross in this show

A SUN BARRIER that's actually pretty cool

eric wtf sit down

BILL SHUT THE FUCK UP ERIC WTF THIS IS SO STUPID ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHAT THE FUCKKKKK i mean obviously it will be a trick or smth BUT STILL

PAM :( JESSICA :( intelligent comment about women having to deal with men's ~bravery~

sookie is an ugly crier

THEY BROUGHT A ROCKET LAUNCHER ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. GOD BLESS YOU PAM

that brother line was fucking great

lol sam just fucking laying him out.

LOL HIGH FIVE SERIOUSLY CAN SOMEONE SHOOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER ALREADY

i love jesus :( he is possibly the most layered character on the show (which, okay, is not really saying much)

JASON OMG DDDD: god vampire blood is the most useful thing ever

…………………….they must have great drugs in faerieland if she thinks andy is hot

COULD YOU NOT OMG I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH ANDY FUCKING BELLEFLEUR MAKING OUT. OR MAKING LOVE EWWWWW MAKE IT STOP

good i was beginning to worry she wasn't being manipulative

EW STOP LICKING HIM

this is a surprisingly good fight scene

i was wondering if sam would actually kill him

well of course marcus fights dirty

pretty sure i said a few episodes back that alcide would kill marcus and become the new pack leader. my foreshadowing skillz.

whoa this is a really interesting break up thing. i want to see it explained more, it sounds so ritualistic.

and that's why we don't look into the future. (which has never really made sense to me in general, but that's a topic for another time.)

I S2G IF ANYONE JOINS HER CIRCLE I MEAN HAVE YOU NOT REALIZED YET HOW FUCKING CRAZY SHE IS

TARA. HOLLY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

AAAAAAAH OH GOD JESUS

SOOKIE WTF KSDNAGLKDSANFKL THESE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS

lololololol the safety dance

BREAK THE CIRCLE SOOKIE JFC

finally holy shit

PAM :(((((((

PROTIP: WHEN MARNY STARTS CHANTING FUCKING STOP HER

sookie ;____; fuck i can't deal with people screaming/crying

I LOVE WHEN TV SHOWS DO THAT FREAKY VOICE SHIT OMG

lol tara

THANK YOU ERIC

lmfao ewwwww

OKAY WHEN YOU GET SHOT IN THE HEAD THE BULLET DOES NOT JUST SETTLE IN YOUR FOREHEAD, YOUR SKULL BURSTS THE FUCK OPEN. i mean i don't exactly want to see that either but at least it's accurate.

i bet andy won't be able to talk about her. ….or not

lol arlene just like ………………um.

awww i love arlene, she's so cute

oh jesus :( i'm so glad they're actually doing something with his character

~meaningful glances~ jfc can there just be a threesome. seriously, it would solve all the eric/sookie/bill problems.

this episode feels like the season finale, i'm interested to see what'll happen next episode.

LOL LAFAYETTE'S LEOPARD-PRINT BED, HE FUCKING WOULD

jesus :( i foresee him struggling with his ~dark side~ next season.

OH HOLY FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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I still like Russel way better. Marni just kind of confuses me, it doesn't seem like even the writers have really thought her through.

shut up andy no1curr
lol pretty much.

I saw someone say that the eric and bill suicide plot was a gambit to try to get sookeh worked up enough that she'd fairyblast the wall or something. Which would be kind of devious enough but since when have Bill and Eric ever worked together in any way.

that was my exact reaction to the end too.

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GUESS WHO'S GOT HIS SWAGGA BACK

swoon

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i love how that is just...the most patently ridiculous thing ever. a heart ≠ a juicebox. BUT SOMEHOW IT'S STILL BADASS?? TEACH ME YOUR WAYS ASKARS

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And then his nbd finger-licking. Ahhh