one of my favorite parts in this book; may end up putting it in my profile

[misters]

They drove in silence for a few minutes, and then she said, "Hey, that reminds me of my favorite god story, from Comparative Religion One-oh-one. You want to hear it?"

"Sure," said Shadow.

"Okay. This one is about Odin. The Norse god. You know? There was some Viking king on a Viking ship—this was back in the Viking times, obviously—and they were becalmed, so he says he'll sacrifice one of his men to Odin if Odin will send them a wind and get them to land. Okay. The wind comes up, and they get to land. So, on land, they draw lots to figure out who gets sacrificed—and it's the king himself. Well, he's not happy about this, but they figure out that they can hang him in effigy and not hurt him. They take a calf's intestines and loop them loosely around the guy's neck, and they tie the other end to a thin branch, and they take a reed instead of a spear and poke him with it and go 'Okay, you've been hung'—hanged?—whatever—'you've been sacrificed to Odin.' "

The road curved: Another Town (pop. 300), home of the runner-up to the state under-12s speed-skating championship, two huge giant-economy-sized funeral parlors on each side of the road, and how many funeral parlors do you need, Shadow wondered, when you only have three hundred people . . . ?

"Okay. As soon as they say Odin's name, the reed transforms into a spear and stabs the guy in the side, the calf intestines become a thick rope, the branch becomes the bough of a tree, and the tree pulls up, and the ground drops away, and the king is left hanging there to die with a wound in his side and his face going black. End of story. White people have some fucked-up gods, Mister Shadow."

~ American Gods, Neil Gaiman

Comments

[fonons.livejournal.com]

I love Neil Gaiman, omg. ♥

[xhallucinationx.livejournal.com]

I really enjoyed that book even though it creeped me out.

[chili614.livejournal.com]

It sounds interesting. Do you own it?

P.S. Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman are dating!

[misters.livejournal.com]

I do. you can borrow it if you want.

whaaaaaaaaat? I am skeptical only because I think the world would have exploded from the awesome if this happened.

[chili614.livejournal.com]

I think I'll take you up on that offer.

'Tis true. I nearly exploded when I heard the news. Go check her blog. (http://blog.amandapalmer.net/)

[chili614.livejournal.com]

More specifically, this entry. The beginning part.

http://blog.amandapalmer.net/post/131863184/the-fastest-longest-slowest-blog-in-the-west

[misters.livejournal.com]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? that is awesome.

[chili614.livejournal.com]

I know. They produced a book together that goes with Amanda's new album. It's called WHO KILLED AMANDA PALMER, and it has a bunch of pictures of dead Amanda with stories to go along with them, giving possible explanations as to how she died. Hopefully, I'll be getting it soon. I'm doing halvsies on it with Jessica.

[misters.livejournal.com]

awesome. let me borrow it sometime?

[chili614.livejournal.com]

Yep yep.

[evil-gummiworm.livejournal.com]

tumescent

[misters.livejournal.com]

OH FUCK YOU.

[fuzzy-firebug.livejournal.com]

Amazing book. I love Neil Gaiman's writing, but I don't like the art in his comics.